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Every Who Down in Whoville in this digital age
Had America’s Best help them light up their stage.
Which pissed off The Grinch for no worldly reason
The Grinch hated websites. He considered them treason.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes,
He hated all websites, and he hated Whos,
Staring at his computer with a sour, Grinchy frown,
Seeing all the Who’s websites promoting their town.
For he knew every Who down in Whoville below,
Was busy now, watching their businesses grow.
“And they’re becoming successful” he snarled with a sneer,
“With their digital footprints. Listen to them cheer!”
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
“I MUST find some way to stop their riches from coming!”
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the Who’s with a trade,
Would wake bright and early. To see how much money they made!
And then! Oh, all the money and financial success!
That’s one thing he hated! DAMN YOU AMERICA’S BEST!
Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they’d feast! And they’d feast! And they’d FEAST!
FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would feast on Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast beast.
Which was something the Grinch couldn’t stand in the least!
And THEN They’d do something He liked least of all!
Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with The Grinch ears ringing.
They’d stand hand-in-hand. And the Whos would start singing!
And the more the Grinch thought of this Who website thing,
The more the Grinch thought about giving America’s Best a ring!”
“I NEED a website, I need one right now!”
“I MUST get my business online! But HOW?
HOW, HOW, HOW?”
As the snowflakes fell gently, in a soft wintry drift,
America’s Best gave The Grinch a great gift.
For just one hundred dollars, a website for you,
Your website will be the envy of all of The Who’s!
The word had been spread like holiday cheer,
Of America’s Best, making websites so dear.
So, come one, come all, to America’s Best,
Where websites are created with love and with zest.
For just one hundred dollars, your dreams can come true,
With a professional website, just ask any old Who.
